Heinous Knight

TG: so little insane, what kind of booty you was the rake of today EB: with a poster of a little monster, I think it is great. I’m going to see it again today, applejuice scene was very interesting. TG: Oh, hell I like a coincidence I found a unopened container of apple juice in my closet just, it’s like Christmas here in fucking EB: thats fine of OK, just one of the questions, I have a word of caution, however. Have you ever seen a movie called Little Monsters starring Howie Mandel and Fred savage up to now? However: TG TG: the seal of the bottle is not broken TG: Someone has suggested putting piss on my apple juice factory EB: All IM saying monster Howie Mandel, do you not think have the power to do something as simple as you re-seal the bottle? Please try to use your brain numbnuts: EB. Drank did not know what it tastes like piss or anyone else, why fat children: TG Terry: I mean his reaction was the moment approaches EB: it was the day of the 15th row Howie Mandel has leaked into his juice. I can accept it [OK]: TG TG: monster B list celebrity douchebags of Earl cunning and persistent prank Savage has a really punchable face Fred: TG TG: But you will be able to stop talking about it who care about this You’ve got a beta version yet: the TG No: EB. Did you help your: EB? TG: Man, I already have two copies of the TG: But I dont care im not going to play a game or something it sounds boring What did I do see how you’ve slammed fellow at the game it you: TG? ? ? EB: fellow game is a joke, we both know it. Yeah: TG Now that there is probably not why you go, when you check your email: TG Okay: EB.

[ okay google, go for it, ruin my life]

Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS . You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do? [1] あなたの名前はジョンです。前述したようにそれはあなたの誕生日です。ケーキの数は、あなたの部屋に散らばっている。あなたが興味に応じてさまざまなを持っています。あなたは、本当にひどい映画のための情熱を持っている。あなたは、プログラムのコンピュータに好きですが、あなたはそれがとても良いものではありません。あなたは超常現象のLOREのための溺愛を持っており、志望素人手品師です。また、時々ゲームをプレイしたい。

あなたは何をするつもりですか？[2] Your name is John. It’s your birthday, as described above. The number of cakes are scattered in your room. I have a wide variety depending on your interest. You have a passion for the truly awful movie. You, I like computer program, you and it is not very good. You have a fondness for paranormal LORE is aspiring amateur magician. Also, I want to play the game from time to time.

What will you do?

[google wants to turgle]

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be? [first text] 若い男が彼の寝室に立っている。それはちょうどので、今日、4月13日は、この若い男の誕生日であることもあり得ます。それは彼が生命を与えられた13年前だったが、それは彼が名前を与えられます今日だけです！

この若者の名前は何でしょうか？ [japanese text] Young man standing in his bedroom. It is just so, today, April 13, may also be the birthday of this young man. It was 13 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What is the name of this young man? [ google translate. me: wow. good job, google. i give you hamburger]

some one give me a depressing homestuck paragraph and ill translate it to japanese then english on the traiter we call google translate

‘I have a disease of some fire’ said tarvos

guys dont read my google translate thing itll kill you

Hi, I know you probably get messages like this, all the time! But please read it, reblog it and share it. My friend has been searching for this girl for a full year now no luck so far so he decided to make a change and make a post which got 5,000 notes but we’re nowhere near close to finding her. If you could reblog this, it would mean so much to him. Thank you :) if you ever need help I’ll always be here. He likes her, so it’s pretty much like the ferry girl search and subway girl search. Please don’t ignore this, if you were in his situation you would do the same. It’s not really your style to reblog but if you do reblog it thank you so much. 

http://canadaswonderlandsearch.tumblr.com/post/28344709352/please-dont-scroll-down-read-it-please-

Dave and Jade walked silently through the forest, neither of them really wanting to speak. The two were holding hands, but not because they loved eachother. As Jade was the first to speak, Dave let out a sigh of relief.”Where are we going to go now?” she asked him, her black bandana muffling her words. He thought about this for a moment, not knowing how to answer that. They couldn’t go anywhere. They were both stuck in a world where pain and grief was all they felt.”I don’t know, honestly. We could try to hide in the trees, or in an abondoned buildin-” he began, but Jade cut him off.”No, that won’t work. They will always find us…” her voice shook, the memories flooding back to her,”they always do…” Dave winced as she held back tears. No. They would find somewhere to hide. They would stay safe. They could survive anything! He stopped -which made her freeze as well- and placed his hands on her shoulders, but not to roughly.”No, Jade, they won’t this time. I promise. If I have to risk my life to keep you safe, then so be it. But even if we’re outnumbered, I’m still going to protect. Thats the reason I’m still here. To keep you safe,” he growled, accidentaly sounding as if he didn’t want her to go against his orders. He could tell she was near bursting out in tears, and hugged her, wanting her to feel better. She hugged back lightly, while he practically squished her.”Oh, Dave…” she pushed him away so he could see her smile,”We’re going to die no mater what happens,” Jade whispered, pressing her forehead against Dave’s. If his shades weren’t hiding his teary eyes, he would feel utterly embarassed about the fact his feelings were getting ahead of him. They both heard the crackle of leaves, and the two looked around quickly. There was the smallest sound of the wind, but that was all. They had no idea that their enemy was lurking in the shadows of the fortress of trees. Jade was the first to notice some ones bright blue hoodie, and she gasped at Dave, whom was holding a finger over his mouth. The figure jumped out from behind the bark, an impressive frown on their face. But there was another. Some one else followed him, wearing an orange/yellow hoodie.”Long time no see,” said the blue-eyed boy, twirling a gun in his hand. His friend continued to smile, as if knowing this was how it ended. Dave and Jade were silent for many seconds, not even bothering to reply.”Oh? Not even going to say hello to me, Mr. Strider?” a devlish grin appeared on the boys face, and he snickered with a sigh following.”Well, I guess thats what you would expect…they never make a sound. Not even when they’re getting stabbed to death!” he burst out laughing, along with the purple-eyed girl. Dave gave a low growl, shuting his trap when Jade put a kind hand on his shoulder. What confused the two was the fact that there were other laughs, not echos, but others laughing at Egberts cruel joke about Daves brother.”You brought them all here…?” he asked, feeling betrayed. Even though John had betrayed him a million times. After all, he was the one who made him into a refugee. As he looked up into the trees, he noticed several little eyes flickering from above.”Why, of course we did. We wouldn’t want our friends to miss the show: you and John fight to the death, along with me and Jade, but you are severly outnumbered and die a horrible, painful death!” said Rose with joy, still smiling. Cheers of agreement echoed throughout the forest, almost scaring the two refugees. John was aiming the gun at Dave, not hesitating to shoot him. As he fired it, it just barely grazed his cheek. Blood spurted from the new wound, and he held back a whimper of pain. The sound of muffled screams drew his attention to Jade, only to see two familiar faces holding her back. Karkat. Gamzee.”Jade!” he yelled, and turned back to help her. The cracking and tug of a whip made him trip, and he struggled to free his bleeding ankle. Karkat was holding one of his sickles up to Jades throut, and Gamzee was snickering in excitment. Once Dave had finally gotten away from the whip, there was another obstacle. Tavros was holding a flamethrower to his head, giving the Strider a toothy grin.”Have some sick fires,” he whispered, and right when he released the burning flames, Dave had just barly escaped it. He held up his Katana and slashed at Tavros, slicing his arm off. The Taurus screamed in pain, holding onto the wound. As he looked back at Jade, it was already to late. Karkat was already carving a perfect line through her neck, grinning at the tears the flowed down her face. No! He charged at the Cancer, swinging the sword below his knees and knocking him to the ground, which only resulted in the sickle slashing down to Jades thighs, and leaving a bloodied mark. As she fell to the ground he supported her, unaware of Gamzee, who lurked behind him. Raising his club, he banged it against his back, making him let out a wince of pain. Dave, shaking in fear, flipped back and skinned the Capricorns wrist. His sword was covered in blood, the blood of his friends whom he used to hold dear. Karkat and Gamzee where trying to tend to their injuries, while Tavros lay on the ground, motionless, no longer bleeding. The sudden sound of a yowl frightened Dave, and he turned back, an angry Nepeta right by his face.”You hurt Karkitty!” she growled, and lashed out at his face, tearing his shades off of his face. His face was now bleeding, pain flooding to every corner of his body. His red eyes started to lose there color, but Nepeta ignored it. What she didn’t ignore was the sword that was shoved into her stomach. The Leo was frozen in pain, and the last sound she let out was a small ‘meow’. “Shit shit shit,” he stuttered, checking Jades pulse. She was still alive, but barly breathing. More gunfire alarmed him, and a searing pain hit his shoulder. He didn’t have to worry about Equius, since Bro had killed him long ago. But it seemed as if John was a bigger problem than that arrow freak. The others had left, not wanting to get injured like their friends. A shadow loomed over Dave and Jade, but he didn’t turn around to see who it was. The cold metal of the gun John had rested on the back of his head, but he didn’t fire.”Y’know…” he began,”You’re free to go. It was amusing enough to kill your girlfriend,” John chuckled, and Dave started to let out a raspy sob. He glared at him with his now light-red eyes, blood still dripping from his face. He stood up immidiatly, taller than Egbert.”She’s your fucking sister, and you let them kill her! What kind of brother are you?!” he asked him angrily, roughly resting his hands on his shoulders. But John didn’t seem sad at all by this.”Well, you just stood there as your brother was murdered, and you didn’t seem to give a shit,” he replied calmly, holding the gun to the albinos head.”Now say goodnight, you little bitch,” a grin appeared on Egberts face and he fired the gun. Boom. Drop. Bleed. Dave curled up on the ground in pain, his vision blurring. The shot should have killed him, but for some reason he was still alive. Why? So he could watch as Jade died slowly right in front of his eyes like Bro did? The only thing he really saw was Jade. He saw visions of her smiling and the four having an awesome time, like they were great friends. What the hell happened? Rose and John tore these two apart, laughing as they suffered the death of their friends and family. First, Jake. Then Dirk. Tears streamed down his bloodied face, and finally, he couldn’t see a thing.”I’m so sorry,” he whimpered, reaching out for what he knew was Jade. He felt something, and hugged them close.”I’m sorry, Jade…I couldn’t-” he began, before another shot was fired. Dave Strider was dead. Jade Harley was dead. Tavros and Nepeta and Equius were all dead. Jake and Dirk to. Even in death they would not live a peaceful life in the skies. Because they were sent to Hell where they would burn for their crimes. All because of John Egbert, the Pranking Master. The asshole who ruined his friends’ lives just to get what he wanted. But he was never pleased. He always had a thirst for blood. And now, after 5 years, Jade and Daver were dead. But was he happy? No. There was only the tiniest hint of sorrow growing in that boys soul, but he would never admit it. Because his life was ended by Rose’s dagger as it plunged into his throat and through his stomach. There would be a new rebellion. One where no one was safe. One where no one was trusted. A rebellion where Lalonde was leader and killed everyone off. It had always been a devilish plan. But who cares about that now? No body, because nobody cared about the kids. Nobody at all. If they screamed in agony, they would only laugh. This was the new world. Welcome to a New Age. [Origanal Text] デイブとジェイドは森を抜けて、どちらも彼らが本当に話すことを望んで静かに歩いた。彼らはお互いを愛している二人は手を取り合ってますが、いませんでした。 Jadeは話すことが第一だったので、Daveは安堵のため息をついた。 “どこで我々が​​今行くの？”と彼女は彼女の黒いバンダナは彼女の言葉を消音、彼に尋ねた。彼はそれにどう答えたらよいか分からず、しばらくこのことについて考えました。彼らはどこにも行けませんでした。彼らは両方の痛みや悲しみは、彼らが感じていたすべての世界にはまりました “私は正直、わからない。我々は、木、またはabondonedで隠そうとすることができるbuildin-“と、彼が始めたが、ジェイドは彼を切った。”いいえ、それは動作しません。彼女は涙を保有として彼らはいつも私たちを見つけるだろう… “彼女の声は震え、彼女に戻って洪水の思い出は、”彼らはいつも… “デイブはwincedん。いいえ、彼らは非表示にするにはどこかで見つけるだろう。彼らは安全に滞在する。彼らは何を生き延びることができる！彼は、彼女の凍結を行っている、停止よくとではなく、大体に、彼女の肩の上に手を置いた。 “いや、ジェイド、彼らはこの時期ではないでしょう。私は約束します。私はあなたの安全を守るために私の人生を危険にさらす必要がある場合、そのようにそれである。しかし、我々が上回っている場合でも、私はまだ保護するつもりです。私はまだここにいる理由厥。あなたの安全を守るために、 “彼は彼女が彼の命令に逆らうたいと思わなかったかのように聞こえるaccidentaly、唸った。彼は彼女が涙に出破裂の近くにあったし、彼女の気分を良くしたい、彼女を抱きしめて言うことができる。彼は実質的に彼女を踏み付けながら、彼女は、軽く背中抱きしめた。 “ああ、デイブは…”彼女は、彼が、彼女の笑顔を見ることができたので、彼を押しのけ “私たちは何が起こるか母校を死なないつもり” JadeはDaveのに対して彼女のおでこを押すと、ささやいた。彼の色合いが彼の涙目を隠していなかったなら、彼は全く彼の気持ちは彼の前に得ていたという事実についてembarassed感じるだろう。彼らは両方の葉のパチパチ音を聞いて、二人は素早く周りを見回した。そこに風の小さな音だったが、それがすべてだった。彼らは彼らの敵は木の要塞の影に潜んでいたことは知らなかった。ジェイドは、いくつかのものを明るい青のパーカーに気づくが初めてだった、と彼女はデイブで息を呑んだ、彼の口の上に指を持っていた人。図は、樹皮の後ろから自分の顔に印象的なしかめ面を飛び出した。しかし、別のがあった。他のいくつかの1つは、黄色/オレンジ色のパーカーを着て、彼に従った。 “を参照してください久しぶり”と、彼の手に銃を駆け巡って、青い目の少年は言った。これは、それが終わったか知っていたかのように彼の友人は、笑顔を続けている。デイブとジェイドも返信する手間ではない、多くの秒間沈黙を守っていた。 “ああ？さえ氏ストライダー、私に挨拶するつもりはない？ “devlishニヤリは、男の子の顔に現れ、彼はため息以下で冷笑。”まあ、私はあなたが期待するものthatsを推測…彼らは音を作ることはありません。彼らが刺し殺さ取得しているときでも！ “彼は紫の目をした女の子と一緒に笑ってしまったわけではありません。 Daveはジェイドが彼の肩に優しい手を置いたときに彼のトラップをshuting、低いうなり声を与えた。何が2つ、他の笑いではなく、エコーが、デイブの兄弟についてEgberts残酷な冗談で笑って他の人があったという事実だった混乱させました。 “あなたはここではそれらすべてを持ってきた…？”彼は裏切られた感じ、尋ねた。ジョンは彼に100万回を裏切ったのに。結局のところ、彼は難民に彼を作った一人だった。彼は木を見上げたように、彼は上からいくつかのちらつきはほとんど目に気づいた。 “なぜ、もちろん我々がした。我々は、我々の友人たちがショーを欠場したくないでしょう：あなたと私とジェイドと一緒に死ぬまでジョンの戦い、、しかし、あなたは重度上回っており、恐ろしい、苦しみながら死ぬ “ローズはまだ笑って、喜びをもって言った。契約の乾杯は、ほぼ2難民を怖がらせ、フォレスト全体にこだました。ジョンは彼を撃つを躊躇しない、デイブに銃を目指していた。彼はそれを発射したとして、それはかろうじて彼の頬をかすめた。血は新しい傷口から噴出し、彼は背中の痛みのウインパーを開催しました。くぐもった悲鳴の音が唯一の彼女の背中を固定している2つの見慣れた顔を見て、ジェイドに彼の注目を集めました。 Karkat。 Gamzee。 “ジェイド！”と彼は叫んだ、彼女を助けるために引き返した。鞭の割れや綱引きは彼の旅作り、彼は出血足首を解放するために苦労しました。 Karkatはジェイズthroutに彼の鎌の一つを持っていた、とGamzeeはexcitmentにsnickeringた。かつてDaveが遂に鞭から離れてしまっていた、別の障害がありました。 Tavrosはストライダーに歯を見せる笑いを与えて、彼の頭に火炎放射器を持っていた。 “いくつかの病気の火を持っている”と彼はささやいた、と彼は燃える炎をリリースしたときに右、デーブはただbarlyそれを逃れていた。彼は刀をかざしてTavrosで切りつけ、彼の腕を切りスライス。牡牛座は、創傷の上に保持し、痛みの悲鳴。彼はジェイドを振り返ったように、それは後半に既にあった。 Karkatは既に涙でにやにや笑って、彼女の首を通して完璧なラインを彫刻された彼女の顔を流れ下った。まさか！彼はひざ下の剣を振り回し、唯一ジェイズの太ももにまで大幅に削減し、血まみれのマークを残して鎌をもたらし地面に彼をノックして、がんで充電。彼女は地面に落ちたとして、彼は彼の後ろに潜んでいたGamzee、に気づいていない、彼女をサポートしていました。彼のクラブを上げると、彼は彼の痛みのひるみを聞かせながら、彼の背中に対してそれを打ちました。デイブは、恐怖に震え、背中に反転しCapricorns手首の皮を剥がれた。彼の剣は、血液中の彼が大切にするために使用される彼の友人の血を覆われていた。 Tavrosはもはや出血、動かず、地面に横たわっていながら、自分のけがにしようとしている傾向があるとKarkat Gamzee。突然の悲痛な声おびえデイブの音、そして、彼は背を向け、彼の顔で怒ってNepeta権。 “あなたはKarkitty傷つける！”と彼女がうなった、と彼の顔から彼の色合いをティアオフ、彼の顔を激しく非難。彼の顔はすぐに痛みが彼の体の隅々にまであふれさせて、出血していた。彼の赤い目がそこに色を失い始めたが、Nepetaはそれを無視していました。何が彼女は無視しませんでしたが彼女の胃に押し込まれた剣だった。レオは痛みで凍結して、彼女は外に出す最後の音が小さい “ニャー”でした。 “くそくそくそ”と、彼はジェイズパルスをチェックし、どもっ。彼女はまだ生きていましたが、barly呼吸。もっと砲撃は彼を警戒して、焼け付くような痛みが彼の肩を叩く。 Broさんはずっと前に彼を殺していたので、彼は、Equiusを心配する必要はありませんでした。ジョンはその矢印フリークよりも大きな問題であったかのように、それは見えた。他の人は友達のように怪我をしたくなかった、残っていた。影はデイブとジェイドにわたって間近に迫ったが、彼はそれが誰であったかに振り向いていませんでした。ガンジョンの冷たい金属が彼の頭の後ろに休まれていたが、彼は発生しませんでした。 “ほら…”と、彼はあなたが自由にしていいわ “、始めました。それはあなたのガールフレンドを殺すには十分面白かった、 “ジョンは笑った、とDaveは耳ざわりな嗚咽を漏らし始めた。彼は血がまだ彼の顔から滴り落ちる、彼の今の光のように赤い目で彼をにらみつけた。彼は、彼女はあなたのクソ妹です “。エグバートより背が高く、immidiatly立ち上がって、あなたは彼らが彼女を殺しましょう​​！あなたが兄のどんなですか！ “彼は乱暴に彼の肩に手を休めて、怒って彼に尋ねた。しかし、ジョンはこれですべてでは悲しいようには見えなかった。 “まあ、あなたの兄弟が殺害されたとして、あなたはただそこに立って、あなたがたわごとを与えていないようでした”と、彼はアルビノの頭に銃を持って、静かに答えた。 “さて、少し雌犬おやすみを言う、 “にやにや笑いはEgberts面に登場し、彼が銃を発射した。ブーム。ドロップします。ブリード。デイブが彼のビジョンのボケ、痛みで地面に丸まっ。ショットは、彼を殺しているはずですが、何らかの理由で、彼はまだ生きていた。なぜですか？ JadeはBroのような彼の目の前でゆっくりと右死亡したように彼が見ることができる？彼が実際に見た唯一の事はジェイドだった。彼らは偉大な友人だったように彼は、彼女の笑顔と素晴らしい時間を過ごして、4つのビジョンを見ました。一体何が起こったのか？ローズとジョンは彼らの友人や家族の死を受けとして笑って、離れてこれら二つを引き裂いた。まず、ジェイク。その後ディルク。涙が彼の血まみれの顔を下にストリーミングされ、最後に、彼はものを見ることができませんでした。 “ごめんなさい”と、彼は彼がジェイドを知っていた何のために手を差し伸べる、whimpered。彼は何かを感じ、それらを閉じて抱きしめた。 “ごめんなさい、ジェイド…私はcouldn’t-“別のショットが発射される前に、彼は、始めました。デイブストライダーは死んでいた。ジェイドハーレーは死んでいた。 TavrosとNepetaとEquiusはすべて死んでいた。ジェイクとディルクへ。死んでもなお、彼らは空に平和な生活は送れないだろう。ので、彼らは、彼らの罪のために燃やすでしょうどこに地獄に送られた。なぜならジョンエグバート、Prankingマスターのすべての。ちょうど彼が望むものを得るために彼の友人の生活を台無しにした人嫌いな人。しかし、彼は満足していませんでした。彼はいつも血を渇望していた。そして今、5年後、ジェイドとDaverが死亡した。しかし、彼は幸せだった？号があり、その少年たちの魂の中に成長している悲しみのほんの小さなヒントだけだったが、彼はそれを認めることはない。それが彼の喉に、彼の胃を通っ急落としての彼の人生は、ローズの短剣によって終了されたので。新たな反乱があるでしょう。誰もが安全でないもの。誰もが信頼されていない一つ。ラロンドがリーダーだったと皆を殺さ反乱。それは、常に悪魔のような計画であった。しかし、誰が今ではそのことについて気にしない？ボディが、ので、誰も子供を気にかけていません。まったく誰もいません。彼らは苦しみの中で悲鳴を上げている場合、彼らは笑うだろう。これは新しい世界でした。ニューエイジへようこそ。 [Japanese text] Through the woods, Dave and Jade walked quietly hoping that they really speak both. They are two people who love each other, but hand in hand, he did not have. Jade was so to speak first, Dave was a sigh of relief. Silenced her words, her black bandana she asked him, “we? Now where to go” and. He did not know how to answer it, I thought about it for a while. They could not go anywhere. Fitted to all the world who felt they “I honestly do not know., We can try to hide in the abondoned or trees and buildin-“, their sorrow and pain, both he began, Jade got off him. “No, I will find us always … it does not work. She tears as they held” her voice trembling, memories of the floods, “they always …” back to her Dave ん winced. No, they would find somewhere to hide. They are to stay safe. What can they survive! Have made her freeze, and not the well stopped, roughly, he put his hands on her shoulders. “Well, if you need to risk my life to protect the safety of you, be it so. However, Jade, they are me. Would not be this time promised. I we Even if you have more than, I’m going to still protected. I sound as if I did not think to protect the safety of you. Thats why you’re still here, “he she wants disobey his orders accidentaly, I growled. He can do that she was near bursting out in tears, she wants to feel better, you can say that hugged her. While practically squished her, he, she hugged back lightly. “Oh, Dave …” is he, so I was able to see her smile, she pushed away him, “We are not going to die mater what happens” Jade whereas Dave When you press her forehead, I whispered. Tint he did not hide his watery eyes, he would feel embarassed about the fact that his mind was getting in front of him at all. Listening to the crackle of the leaves of both, they are two people looked around quickly. Although there was a small sound of the wind, that was it. They find that their enemies were lurking in the shadow of the fortress of the tree did not know. Gasped in Dave, who she has a finger over his mouth Jade, and was the first time Parker has noticed some bright blue ones. Figure ran out an impressive frown on their face from the back of the bark. However, there was another. Parker wearing yellow / orange, some other one, according to him. “And after a long time, please refer to the” twirling a gun in his hand, blue-eyed boy said. This is his friend, continues to smile as if you knew how it ended. Had not the time to reply even keep Dave and Jade, the silence of many seconds. Appear on the face of the boy, “Mr. Strider even going to say hello? Oh, I? Never” devlish grin, he sneer below sigh. “Well, when you’re getting do not have. They stabbed to death! I … they guess to make a sound to thats what you expect,” he laughed along with the girl whose eyes are purple Please do not assume that it was put away. Dave gave a growl shuting, low traps when he put a gentle hand on his shoulder is Jade. I was confused what was the fact that two other rather than laughter, the echo, that there were other people laughing at the joke about the cruel brother Dave Egberts. Feel betrayed, “You came here with all of them …?” He asked. Even though John had betrayed him one million times. After all, he was the one who made him a refugee. As we look up at the tree, he noticed some flickering almost eye from above. “Why, we we did, our friends will probably not want to miss the show: Of course. Battle of John, but you are more than severe, it is terrible to die with Jade and you and me , die a painful death, “Rose laughed yet, he said with joy. Scare the refugees almost two toast of the contract, echoed throughout the forest. John was aiming a gun not hesitate to shoot him, Dave. As it was fired, it was he barely grazed his cheek. The new blood gushing from the wound, he held a Uinpa back pain. To see familiar faces two muffled sound of screams is fixed only her back, I drew his attention to Jade. Karkat. Gamzee. He exclaimed, “Jade!”, I turned back to help her. Making his journey, cracking a whip and tug-of-war, he struggled to free the ankle bleeding. Gamzee was snickering in excitment Karkat and had one of his sickle Jays throut. There had been away from the whip once Dave finally, another failure. Giving a toothy smile to Strider, Tavros had a flamethrower on his head. He is right, Dave had just barly escape it when he was released from the burning flames and whispered, “I have a disease of some fire.” He slashed at Tavros by holding a sword slice, cut his arm. Keep on top of the wound, Taurus, and screamed in pain. As we look back to Jade, he was already in the second half of it. Karkat was flowing down her face grinning with tears already carved a perfect line through her neck. No way! To knock him to the ground wielding a sword under the knee, significantly reduced only to the thighs Jays bring sickle leaving bloody marks, charging him with cancer. As fell to the ground, not aware of Gamzee, who was lurking behind him, he had her support her. Raising his club, while listening to wince in pain, and he struck it against his back. Trembling with fear, Dave, he skinned the wrist to flip back Capricorns. His sword was covered his friend’s blood is used to him important in the blood. Karkat Gamzee and tend to bleed longer, Tavros does not move, while lying on the ground, trying to hurt me. And the sound of Dave scared yowl sudden, turn away, he is angry at his face right Nepeta. Berate tear-off, his face the color from his face and his girlfriend, growled, “you are! Hurt Karkitty” and. Pain flooding to every corner of his body immediately, his face was bleeding. Red eyes, but he began to lose color there, Nepeta had ignored it. Was a sword that was pushed into her stomach, but what she did not ignore. Frozen in pain, Leo is the last sound she let out was “meow” small. And “shit shit shit” and check the pulse Jays, he stuttered. While she was still alive, breathing barly. Be wary of him, shelling hit the searing pain in his shoulder more. Kill him because it was a long time ago, Mr. Bro he did not have to worry about Equius. As if it was a bigger problem than the arrow freak, John could see it. I did not want to get hurt like friends, others were left. Although shadow loomed over Dave and Jade, he did not have it turned on whether anyone was. Ganjon cold metal, but had been resting on the back of his head, he did not occur. Dave begins to leak sobbing and harsh … “” Look, you are You’re free # to him, “I started. It is to kill your girlfriend was fun enough,” John and laughed was. He glared at him with red eyes blood still dripping from his face, as the light of his now. She is your sister fucking “taller than. Egbert, stand up immidiatly, Do what my brother! Your they you! Let her be killed,” he, his shoulder he wildly resting a hand, he asked him angrily. However, John did not seem sad at all. “Well, your brother as having been slain, standing there, however, you did not seem to give a shit you are,” and with a gun to the head of the albino, he answered quietly. “Well, say goodnight little bitch,” Laughter is Egberts grinning face appeared, he fired the gun. Boom. Dropped. Bleed. Dave curled on the ground of his vision blurred, the pain. Shot, but you should have killed him, for some reason, he was still alive. Why is this? Can be seen as he died slowly right in front of his eyes like Bro is Jade? The only thing that he actually saw was Jade. Have a great time with her smile, he they saw a vision of four as was a great friend. You are what happened exactly? Laughing as received of the death of their friends and family, John and Rose tore apart these two. First, Jake. Dirk then. Tears streamed down his face covered with blood, in the end, he could not see a thing. And “I’m sorry”, reaching out for what he knows to Jade, he whimpered. Feel something, he hugged them close. “I’m sorry, I … Jade is another shot before you couldn’t-” is fired, he began. Dave Strider was dead. Jade Harley was dead. Nepeta and Equius and Tavros were all dead. To Jake and Dirk. Even in death, they will not send a peaceful life in the sky. So, where you will burn for their sins, they were sent to hell. All Executive John Bart, because of Pranking master. People dislike of people that ruined the lives of his friends to get what he wants exactly. However, he was not happy. He was always hungry for blood. Now, years later 5, Daver and Jade and died. However, he was happy? There is a number, but it was only just a small hint of sadness that are growing in the soul of the boys, he would never admit it. In his throat, his life as it plunged, because it was terminated by Rose dagger through his stomach. There will be a new rebellion. What everyone is insecure. One that everyone is not trusted. Rarondo will revolt and kill everyone was a leader. It was a devilish plan always. But who now do not care about that? So the body does not care about the children no one. I do not have anyone at all. If you scream in agony and they would laugh. This was a new world. Welcome to the New Age [google you wanna turgle]

Sometimes I stare at a wall and think about Homestuck. I honestly don’t even like cheese. I mean, it’s just a liquid substance that turns into potato. Well I guess thats pretty good. But I mean…tomato? No, you say Dr. Who! [first text] 時々私は、壁を見詰めるとHomestuck考える。私は正直あってもチーズが好きではありません。私が言いたいのは、それだけでポテトに変身液体物質です。さて、私はかなり良いthatsを推測。しかし、私は意味…トマト？いいえ、あなたは先生誰が言う！[first text-japanese] Sometimes I stare at the wall and think Homestuck. I do not like cheese even honest. I mean, is it just a liquid substance turns into a potato. Well, I guess thats pretty good. But I mean … tomatoes? No, the teacher who you say! [what google translate think i said]

gilbert-the-great:

colibrium:

gilbert-the-great:

colibrium:

Hetalia AU where Prussia is dead.

stop

no

i will cut u

thats my kind of au *cracks nuckles*

i bet you $413 i wont get a question

i want to rp but i cant go onn msparp what do i do

[blood color: orange-red] [one of his horns are in the shape of an axe, the other in the shape of a sythe] [short hair, black pants, black shirt with ‘DEATH’ on it, orange hoodie] [Derse] [His eyes have little black lightning bolts coming from his iris] [Rogue of Doom] [Is half-bird in death/derse] [wears a gasmask to hide his scar] [is hated] [austereExecutioner] [is an executioner for the highbloods]